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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever screw up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of screwing up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

natemackinns:

do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when

f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

fazzyla:

swiftingthrough:

legendary

Hahahahhaha

fazzyla:

swiftingthrough:

legendary

Hahahahhaha

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub